Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the power to get married

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hello

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!