- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through insects.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the ability to look into your brain

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

Nope. Just nope.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

Pointless Super Powers