The power to punch that like button

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!