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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!