The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the ability to die without any control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!