whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!