to be under 9000

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power of walking on land

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The ability autotune text.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to cure a ham

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!