- Pointless Super Powers

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to eat your own face.

The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

The superpower of having no superpower.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

the power to fire my lazer

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!