- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to freeze ice

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Pointless Super Powers