The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the ability to burn in hell

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The ability autotune text.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the ability to hear yourself think

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power of walking on land

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!