tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!