The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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God tier Waste of Space

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!