The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!