The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!