The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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X ray vision on chairs

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!