The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to control sloths

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to become black.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!