The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!