Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!