The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!