the power to jerk off

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!