The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power of words

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!