The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the power to hate disney stars

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!