The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the power to hate disney stars

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!