The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!