The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to eat food when hungry

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The ability to piss flames.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!