- Pointless Super Powers

The power to talk to money.

The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

The power to pee out blood at will

the ability to become black.

the power to milk cows with your mind

the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

The ability to understand abstract art.

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

The ability to crap barbed wire

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The ability to die at will.

the power to turn apartly invisible

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!