The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to shed hair

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the power to vote

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!