The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to like this post

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!