the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Stop clapping

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!