The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Stop clapping

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to see through thin air

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!