the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to to think less

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!