the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to smell poop

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Third armpit.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!