The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Lactokinesis

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!