the power to have an idea..

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Immunity to medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!