The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!