The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to beathe

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!