The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!