The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the ability to post here

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!