The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!