the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to change channel without the remote

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Being Yianni.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!