The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!