The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to not talk.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to jump face first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!