The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to be stupid

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to see into the present

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

Meatvision.

The superpower to poo at will.

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the power to go on this website

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to see through windows

The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!