The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!