the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!