the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to die at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to poke

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!