The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!