The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to die at will

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!