The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!