The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!