The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make cats burp.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!