- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the power to make glass clear

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

the power to get blood clots

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

the power to kiss your own ass

The ability to smell with your hands

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

Pointless Super Powers