- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

The power to be powerless

The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

The power to have sex with yourself.

the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

the power to think with your mind only

The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

The power to make the air stink

The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

The skill to make up pointless superpowers

The power to be invisible to bartenders.

the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

The power to annoy people everyday.

~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

Pointless Super Powers