the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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the ability to turn purple

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Being Yianni.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The ability to eat your own face

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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Warm vision

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!